Eat Lead

	King of Hazard Land! Earn all Trophies in the game. "You. Are. The. MAN! (Unless you are a lady. In which case, I apologize.)"		100.00% Comum
	It's HAZARD TIME! Start your first game. "Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard"		100.00% Comum
	Take 5. Pause the game for the first time. "Hey...come back here and play!"		100.00% Comum
	Straight-A Student Complete all of the in-game tutorials. "Like I had any choice..."		100.00% Comum
	Hands-On Approach Defeat an enemy using melee combat. "I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"		100.00% Comum
	Eat FIST! Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. "In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."		100.00% Comum
	Feeling Punchy Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat. "Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."		100.00% Comum
	Headache Score 20 headshots. "A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."		100.00% Comum
	Migraine Score 50 headshots. "That's using your head!"		100.00% Comum
	Head of the Class Score 100 headshots. "Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."		100.00% Comum
	Better Than One Score two headshots with one bullet. "Eat lead...both of you!"		100.00% Comum
	Plink Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol. "Frag you."		100.00% Comum
	Pull! Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun. "That was a blast!"		100.00% Comum
	Auto Dealer Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun. "You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"		100.00% Comum
	Russian Attack Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47. "They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."		100.00% Comum
	Peekaboo...I Shot You! Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle. "Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."		100.00% Comum
	Blind Luck Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. "Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."		100.00% Comum
	Second Amendment Kill at least one enemy with every available gun. "The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."		100.00% Comum
	Say "No" to Pots Shoot 30 potted plants. "Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"		100.00% Comum
	Fire Hazard Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers. "Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."		100.00% Comum
	Uncovered Destroy 20 destructible cover objects. "I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"		100.00% Comum
	Boom Blow up 50 explosive objects. "Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"		100.00% Comum
	No Pain, No Gain Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you. "That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much."		100.00% Comum
	Maxx Karnage Collect 20 Hazard pickups. "Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name."		100.00% Comum
	Shield Master Collect 20 Master Shield pickups. "It's not like I was afraid of dying...I just wanted the trophy!"		100.00% Comum
	Just a Flesh Wound Complete a level without dying. "Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them."		100.00% Comum
	Hazard Avoider Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting. "Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"		100.00% Comum
	Pseudo-Hazard Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting. "Well...at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'"		100.00% Comum
	Hazard Master Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting. "You've done this before, haven't you?"		100.00% Comum
	Multiplayer Master! "What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the trophy back NOW..."		100.00% Comum
	...Where Credit is Due Watch the credits from beginning to end. "Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"		100.00% Comum
	Disco is Dead Defeat Sonny Tang. "Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!"		100.00% Comum
	Stung Defeat Sting Sniperscope. "Your present ends now."		100.00% Comum
	Head Cheese Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots. "Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more."		100.00% Comum
	Meat Your Maker Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker. "Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your...hey, I can go on all day."		100.00% Comum
	Draw Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters. "Now all we need is the spaghetti..."		100.00% Comum
	Bedlam Basher Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack. "Good for you. Coward."		100.00% Comum
	Dances With Guns Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed. "Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?"		100.00% Comum
	Russian to the Finish Defeat General Neutronov. "From Hazard, With Love."		100.00% Comum
	Deja-Vu Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3. "Your present ends now. Again."		100.00% Comum
	Death Hazard Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills. "Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"		100.00% Comum
	Housing Crisis Escape from Dexter's mansion. "I gotta get me a house like THAT!"		100.00% Comum
	Pure Energy Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol. "Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"		100.00% Comum
	Well, I Heard Them Scream Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle. "Plasma Rifles--they're not just for Space Marines anymore."		100.00% Comum
	Tramm Ride Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm. "One-two shot right to the tentacles."		100.00% Comum
	Your Turn Defeat Altos Tratus. "Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."		100.00% Comum
	Talk! "What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the trophy."		100.00% Comum
	Deja-Vu (All Over Again) Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7. "I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!"		100.00% Comum
	Observe the Grenade Kill 3 Tester employees with a single shot from the grenade launcher. "Test the grenades: check!"		100.00% Comum
	Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle. "Like I said…"		100.00% Comum
	Meet Quentin. Meet Quentin. "DUDE!!!!!"		100.00% Comum