Drawn to Death™

	I talked to Amy. For like an hour. Today was a good day. :) Earn all other trophies in the game.		25.00% Incomum
	I hate my stupid stepdad. Get your first kill.		25.00% Incomum
	Oh @&!%, did I brush my teeth today?!? Get 50 kills.		25.00% Incomum
	I'm getting hungry. Get a kill with The Hand.		25.00% Incomum
	Or maybe I'm just bored. I think that's it — I'm bored. Play and finish 10 matches.		25.00% Incomum
	But I mean, why wouldn't I be? This class sucks so bad. Get 1st place in a match.		25.00% Incomum
	Maybe I'll say I need to go to the bathroom. Deposit 10 hearts in a Organ Donor match.		25.00% Incomum
	Then I'll just hide in a stall and watch videos till class ends. Complete Training.		50.00% Comum
	Amy keeps looking at me and smiling. That's weird. I mean it's cool. But it's weird. Discover The Lost in Shooting Gallery!		25.00% Incomum
	I wonder if she likes me. How amazing would THAT be? Destroy three moon rocks in Shooting Gallery!		25.00% Incomum
	Maybe she just feels sorry for me. Or maybe she's smiling at someone behind me? Use all Alientown warps — including secret warps — in one match!		25.00% Incomum
	Nope — there's just a poster of Abraham Lincoln behind me. She could be smiling at the poster, I guess? That'd be so weird. Discover granny's terrible secret!		25.00% Incomum
	Actually, that would make me like her more. And to be clear, what I mean is, if she IS a little weird, I'd like that. The Emperor (or at least his face) will SMASH you!		25.00% Incomum
	I wasn't saying I'd like her more if she wanted to get with Abe Lincoln. That'd be super gross cuz he’s dead. And very tall. Anger an alien, kill an enemy!		25.00% Incomum
	Hooper's talking about college. Again. "So what are your plans for college, kids?" It's like everyday with this guy. Get 100 kills.		25.00% Incomum
	Why's he think we all want to go to college? Decades of student loan debt plus four more years in a classroom? No thanks. Get 50 kills with 3 different characters.		25.00% Incomum
	I MIGHT. I mean, I may want to go. But maybe not. Who says that's the ONLY way to get where you're going?! Get 50 kills with The Hand.		25.00% Incomum
	Not that I have ANY idea where I'm going. Alan says I need to come work at Magic Mouse this summer. Uhm, HELL no. Do 3000 points of damage with special attacks.		25.00% Incomum
	Maybe I'll go work at Viking Burger just to annoy him. But I really don't want to wear one of those Viking Horn Hats. Play and finish 20 matches.		25.00% Incomum
	I wonder if I could get a job making art. Like after high school. I'd so love to make art for video games! Get 1st place in 7 matches.		25.00% Incomum
	That's totally stupid and not happening. No one wants a game that looks like my art. Get one character to Level 15 and complete all of that character's missions.		25.00% Incomum
	Damn, I need to get some more songs on my phone. So tired of 'FEVER DREAMING'. I like it, but man I'm sick of it. Get 600 kills.		25.00% Incomum
	Not that I have any money to get new music, though. Hell, maybe I COULD wear that stupid Viking hat. Play and finish 50 matches.		25.00% Incomum
	Okay, so I just slammed into Amy in the hall and it's official: I need to man the hell up! Get 1st place in 25 matches.		25.00% Incomum
	I was stammering and sweating and stuttering and just standing there. I have GOT to stop being such a dork around her. Reach floor 15 of a ranked tower.		25.00% Incomum
	When we collided she did get some of her homework mixed in with mine. So, I DO have a valid reason to text her now. Win a match of Organ Donor with a single deposit.		25.00% Incomum
	Wait, text?!? Ok so I'm 100% sure I've lost my damn testicles. I need to just TALK to her! I need to be @&!%ing brave. Get two characters to Level 15 and complete all of those characters' missions.		25.00% Incomum
	Like those guys from the band on Mark's punk rock bootlegs. They have NO fear! I need to be like them! Solve all of the Sphinx's riddles.		25.00% Incomum